TELL-A-VISION (anglicky)

TELL-A-VISION (anglicky)

Příspěvekod Petr » sob 04. pro 2010 0:26:02

Hezké slovní hřičky s hlubším podtextem pro angličtináře :)

BE A FUN-da-MENTALIST - make sure the FUN comes before all the mental lists
the most powerful tool on the planet today is TELL-A-VISION we tell one another our visions and if we dont like the programming we are getting we can change the channel
life is like photography you use the NEGATIVE TO DEVELOP your pictures
if we want world peace we must live like NOMADS - ie I NO mad at you and you no mad at me - and peace begins with each of us a little peace here and a little peace there and soon we will have one big PEACE everywhere
if you are looking for the key to the UNIVERSE I have some good news the universe has been LEFT UNLOCKED for you to enter
there are two kinds of mystics in the world optimystics and pessimystics - the optimystics live longer happier and are wealthier
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Re: TELL-A-VISION (anglicky)

Příspěvekod AlfaScorpii » sob 04. pro 2010 2:04:19

V tomhle je angličtina geniální :-)

U tohle jsem ale nějak nepochopil, v čem je ta hříčka:
if you are looking for the key to the UNIVERSE I have some good news the universe has been LEFT UNLOCKED for you to enter
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Re: TELL-A-VISION (anglicky)

Příspěvekod Petr » sob 04. pro 2010 10:20:31

to taky moc nevim :)

Jinak jsem vygoooooglil puvodni zneni :)

Guidelines For Enlightenment

Drive Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma
Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment

1. Be a FUNdamentalist. Make sure the fun always comes before the [Swami] mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled, a laugh track has been provided, and the reason we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will insure regularhilarity.

2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift just for entering -- so you are already a winner!

3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is tell-a-vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we are getting, we can change the channel.

4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course, God loves you -- he's just not ready to make a commitment.

5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure and use mental floss twice a day.

6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there will surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, and pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere.

7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.

8. There is no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.

9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is, there is no key to the Universe. The good news is, it has been left unlocked.

10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go through channels.
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